we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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