im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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