3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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