hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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