I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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