I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
