I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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