woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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