is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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