Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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