so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Randomize
