It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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