since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
