he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Randomize