Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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