I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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