Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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