Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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