i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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