is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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