i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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