I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Randomize
