Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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