Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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