Me. At least after what I've been through.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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