i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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