the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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