Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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