i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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