i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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