Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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