Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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