Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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