Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize
