rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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