(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We have so much sex to catch up on
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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