Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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