She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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