I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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