at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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