Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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