no, he came in my armpit
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
