Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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