Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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