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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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