i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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