Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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