You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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