Is it normal to miss your booty call?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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