sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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