doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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