Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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