i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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